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All right you guys, here are your randomised pairings! Enjoy~

- Fang & Hawke
- Varric & Kyp
- Bethany & Cassandra
- Alyss & Malcolm
- Anders & Erik
- Zahra & Kakashi
- Vanille & Miakis

- Kadar & Sakura
- Catty & Kaidan
- Jordan & Alma
- Sayaka & Homura
- Malik & Kotone
- Hope & Emily
- Madoka & Lucy
- Harry & Altair
- Alice & Utena
- Topher & Haruhi
- Alisha & Christine
- Mitsuki & Sora Y.

Feel free to use this post to plot shit/get in contact/whatever! I'm like 90% sure there were no double ups with muns but I mighthave missed something sob.
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The fun thing about doing this as a random musebox thing is that I don't have to fuck around with formal mod language, it's great.

ANYWAY, in the style of all good Squarewarts events, I thought we should have a nonsensical mini event before everything goes to shit with the unicorns and the carnivorous turnips and the Valentine's Day troll or what have you! And because I noticed that things have died down a little since the initial tag rush, I decided it should be a randomised CR mini event. And because it's Hogwarts and Valentine's Day, I decided that ugly flying dwarfs in nappies with wings and bows and arrows will be floating around and erroneously making love confessions on behalf of other characters.

Basically, what's going to happen is that first of all you sign up your characters! I'll put up a thread for both staff and students (please post to the right one!), and then characters will be randomised into pairs. For example, say Sakura and Alma are randomised together. The muns would decide who is the one who gets confessed to and who is the unsuspecting confessor - in this case Alma's 'feelings' are being confessed to Sakura - and then an ugly flying dwarf cupid will approach Sakura and be all HEY SAKURA ALMA IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. Meanwhile Alma has no idea what the fuck is going on, because the dwarves are just doing this for shits and giggles.

And from then on, shenanigans!

Sign ups are open now, and will remain so until 6pm February 12th, EST because I feel that that is a good time. If it turns out we need more than that to get enough characters, I will see about extending it, but for now that is it!

⇁ voice

Feb. 12th, 2012 11:52 am
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I think that...I'm probably going to be one of the buzz kills who stays in for the ball. I don't know, it's not really my thing. I hope that everyone who does go has a good time, though. [a beat] Try not to get eaten by flying turnips or anything.

[Another pause] Who else is staying in?
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I've decided rather last minute that I'm going to this ball. I finally have my dress robes, but now I'm looking for a date. I don't mind going with a group of friends, but it'd be nice to dance one-on-one with someone.

So is there a guy here who wants to volunteer to escort me?


Feb. 10th, 2012 05:34 pm
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[Wow, someone has...a lot of Valentine's swag in their room. Flying, singing toy cupids, cards that sparkle, boxes of chocolates...

But Utena doesn't look too happy about it. She's currently attempting to push one of the toy cupids into a overstuffed trunk, cursing under her breath all the while. The trunk promptly flies open in an explosion of heart-shaped glitter and various Valentine presents.

Utena slumps against the trunk, and her hair is quickly covered in a fine, shimmering glitter. She sighs. Sorry Alma, the room is totally ruined right now.]

The best part about this dumb holiday is when it's over. Is going to the ball mandatory?

[Can't turn off her swag, etc.]


Feb. 8th, 2012 09:19 pm
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[Hi kids! Have another one of your remarkably attractive professors! How does anyone actually learn at this school?

But anyway, Professor Yun is sitting on what looks like a new fence near a very adorably-decorated Care of Magical Creatures cottage. She's wearing a Gryffindor scarf, gloves, and a jacket, and doesn't look particularly happy about any of these things. But what can you do.]

Another ball, huh? I've still got bruises from the last one. [This could possibly be taken any number of ways, but she doesn't elaborate - she just grins and glances off somewhere in the distance.] As for the Gryffindors, the least you lot could do is be sneaky about your pranks. Could learn something from Slytherin, I'd wager.

[She takes a sip from something in a thermos.] Hope you other professors aren't thinking of bailing out and staying home to knit tea cozies. If I've gotta go, so does everyone else. Got a gut feeling we're gonna need everyone around anyway, with the way things go around here.


Feb. 8th, 2012 08:54 pm
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Don't lose heart, Gryffindors! I'm sure those lost points can be returned to us easily, provided we... take care in our selection of... future pranks. [Alma coughs delicately. OH RIGHT GOTTA BE A GOOD PREFECT] Not that I encourage such behavior, of course, but should you insist - perhaps something a little less destructive...?

--Moving right along, I see another ball is upon us! I pray this one goes smoothly for once. I'm told the dress code is quite formal, so should any of you ladies find yourselves in need of a gown, please let me know! I've many to spare, and helping you choose a dress would be my great pleasure~
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For those of you thinking of ditching out on this dance, you should remember that the time when you can party on someone else's dime is a rather limited commodity. Pretty soon you'll be paying good coin to get into celebrations like this, or at least having to flirt with the bouncer.

And I'm fairly certain that's not an option for some of you.

Anyway, you shouldn't think of these dances as boring or a waste of time. Why, I once met a wizard at a school dance when I was young, crazy bastard wanted to use dragons instead of brooms in Quidditch, told me all we had to do was slap an X somewhere in the name, and the fans would go wild. Well, needless to say I tried to talk him out of it, but he was determined. Ended up having a bit too much punch and decided to set off right then and there to find his first dragon, and took me along with him!

Ended up spending a week traveling through the Forbidden Forest, and then the mountains past them, until we finally managed to find a dragon's cave. Of course, he's all, 'Don't worry Varric, I've been preparing for this my whole life!' And by preparing, he meant had some half brained spell he thought would let him control the thing. Only problem was, he'd tested in on wyvrens, and as anyone can tell you, those are totally different from dragons. Poor fellow managed to get two steps into the cave before he got snatched up in as many bites. Luckily for me, I had Bianca with me, and no such delusions about the domestication of dragons. One bolt from my girl in the eye was all it took, and I had myself a dead dragon and its hoard of riches to haul back.

And that students, is both how old Professor Varric here made his first million, and a lesson on why you should always try to attend school dances.

[Ladies and gentlemen of Hogwarts, your Professor of Communications and Public Speaking at work.]

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Feb. 8th, 2012 01:27 pm
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A ball? Maker, I thought I was done with those blighted things.

[a thoughtful look] That said, I might still go. Assuming that someone could find me a dress absolutely festooned with ribbons. I simply couldn't step foot in public without one.

[Ladies and gentleman, your PE teacher. Who wouldn't wear a dress unless you paid her fantastic amounts of money]

Hmm. I suppose I should tell those children they can stop running now.


Feb. 7th, 2012 04:18 pm
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[Have a smiling, flirtatious boy on the screen. Who's looking happy and chipper.]

So, which of you lovely ladies would care to accompany me to this dance thing?

And Rose, of course you have first dibs.

[He'll end with a wink~]